How to lose weight with Chinese Sayings

Humor IQ

If bad news depress you, Journalism is the best way to losing weight without dieting. If you don’t want to lose weight, then try those hilarious Chinese wisdom. It was one of those days that a colleague, Merina, fished out something from Google and began hahaha-ing in the middle of her editing a press release. What were the joyful reasons that brought such mirthful light in the otherwise bleak, sad, blood-and-gore grind of the newsroom? Well, it was a collection of what was titled “Wise Chinese Sayings” good ol’ Google gifted her.

This one:

  • Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
  • Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on…

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